ভগ্ন হৃদয় সেলসম্যান
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একজন সেলস কর্মকর্তা মধ্য প্রাচ্যে কোক বিক্রয়ে অসফল হয়ে ভগ্ন হৃদয়ে তার দায়িত্ব থেকে ফেরত আসলো।
-তুমি মরুভূমির গরম দেশে পানীয় বিক্রয়ে সফল কেন হলেনা? বিফলমনোরত সেলসম্যানের এক বন্ধু তাকে জিজ্ঞাসা করলো।
-আমার যখন মধ্য প্রাচ্যে পানীয় বিক্রয়ে পোস্টিং হল তখন আমি খুব আত্মবিশ্বাসী ছিলাম যে কোকা কোলা কার্যত ওখানে অজানা বলে আমি একটি খুব বড় আকারে বিক্রয়ের ব্যবস্থা করতে পারবো। তবে আমার একটি সমস্যা ছিল যে আমি আরবি বলতে পারতাম না। বন্ধুর প্রশ্নের উত্তরে সেলসম্যানটি বলল।
সুতরাং, আমি পোস্টারের মাধ্যমে মার্কেটিং করার মনস্ত করলাম। সে লক্ষে আমি ৩ টি পোস্টার তৈরি করলাম; প্রথম পোস্টারটি হ’ল- উত্তপ্ত মরুভূমির বালির মধ্য দিয়ে ক্রল করা এক ব্যক্তি– তৃষ্ণার্ত এবং সম্পূর্ণ ক্লান্ত এবং হতাশ; দ্বিতীয় পোস্টারটি হ’ল- লোকটি আমাদের কোকা কোলা পান করছে এবং তৃতীয়টি পোস্টারটি হ’ল- লোকটি এখন সম্পূর্ণ সতেজ।
-আমি পোস্টারগুলি পুরো এলাকা জুড়ে সেটে দিলাম।
-আরে, ওটাতো খুব চিন্তাশীল মার্কেটিং ছিল এবং তা কাজ করা উচিত ছিল। বন্ধুটি বলল।
-প্রথমত আমি আরবী জানতাম না, কিন্তু আমি এটাও জানতাম না যে আরবরা ডান থেকে বা দিকে পড়ে। সেলসম্যানটি গোমড়া মুখ করে জবাব দিল।
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