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আমার দাড়ির রঙ কি?
একদিন, একজন নাপিত মেয়রের প্রাসাদে তার দাড়ি ছাঁটাই করছিলো।
কাজ শেষ করে তিনি মন্তব্য করলেন,”আপনার দাড়ি সাদা হতে শুরু করেছে।”
বিষয়টি শুনে মেয়র ক্ষুব্ধ হয়ে আদেশ করলেন যে নাপিতকে এক বছরের জন্য কারাগারে রাখা হবে।
এরপরে তিনি পাশে দণ্ডায়মান পরিচারকের দিকে ফিরে জিজ্ঞাসা করলেন, “তুমি কি আমার দাড়িতে কোন সাদা দেখতে পাচ্ছ?”
পরিচারকেটি জবাব দিল, “সাদা চুল নেই বললেই চলে”।
“নেই বললেই চলে, মানে কি!” মেয়র রেগে চিৎকার করে উঠলেন “গার্ড, এই লোকটিকে কারাগারে নিক্ষেপ কর এবং তাকে সেখানে দুই বছরের জন্য রাখ!”
তারপরে তিনি অন্য একজন পরিচারকের দিকে ফিরে একই প্রশ্ন জিজ্ঞাসা করলেন।
পরিচারকেটি জবাব দিল, “স্যার, আপনার দাড়ি দুর্দান্ত, এবং সম্পূর্ণ কালো”।
“তুমি মিথ্যাবাদী!” মেয়র চেঁচিয়ে উঠল। “গার্ড, এই ব্যক্তির পিঠে দশটি বেত্রাঘাত করবে এবং তাকে তিন বছরের জন্য জেল হাজতে রাখবে।”
অবশেষে তিনি নসরুদিনের দিকে ফিরে বললেন, “মোল্লা, আমার দাড়ির রঙ কী?”
“আপনি মহামান্য,” নসরুদিন জবাব দিলেন, “আমি রং-কানা, বর্ণ নিরূপণে খুবিই অনভিজ্ঞ তাই এই প্রশ্নের উত্তর আমি দিতে পারবো না।”
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